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Tuesday, November 16, 2010
the third one
Because, if its a blog with only two posts, then its probably just somebody fronting. Seriously--three is the bare minimum for legitimacy. I know this to be an inveterate fact because I just now read it on the internet in this very blog! Voila! Who knew that my own blog would be a veritable font of inveterate fact that I just created! Who knew that I could use so many exclamation points in one semi-paragraph! I love the Internets!
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This is where my previous quote SHOULD have been placed! :D Abigail's Writing Strands book tells her to use exclamation points once a year. But, I'm convinced that that isn't proper *online* grammar. Afterall, if you e-mailed someone and said, "The party at your house was great last night. It is great to have friends like you. Have a wonderful day." ... it might sound like something you had to say rather than something heartfelt! "mommy ... mommy ... mommy" ... guess I should check out why the buzzer is sounding ... it doesn't shut off unless you hit the snooze button! :) Good night.
ReplyDeleteEasy on that snooze button, Lady!
ReplyDeleteWhat with the economy like it is, the price of sleep spray has gone through the roof. Alas, I must resort to using the "snooze" button.
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